Addams Family Values (1993)
Gomez knows how its fucking done.
Gomez gives out better relationship advice than like 90% of dudes.
Gomez Addams is a suave motherfucker who loves his wife more than his own life.
Everyone should want a Gomez. He’s p cool.
Sherlock Holmes goes up to the counter, accompanied by an aged doctor. Holmes orders two grande Earl Grey teas with room for cream and sugar. He makes eye contact with the barista and says, “Yes, my dear, I know it was you.” The barista flees the scene, with Holmes in hot pursuit. Dogs howl in the distance. Holmes continues drinking his tea.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, SIR!
Your mere existence brings joy to my life!
slytherins dealing with house hate and discrimination and other students are still very prejudiced against them
slytherins trying to break their stereotypes of being dark wizards by spending long nights in the common room developing new defensive spells which they teach to the other houses
slytherins using their new spells on purist slytherins and encouraging them to stop spreading blood status shame
7th year slytherins slaving away trying to develop a shield spell strong enough to stop avada kedavera, finding ways to diminish the spell’s lethality, not entirelybut enough to stop it being a one hit kill
slytherins writing to ministry to approve their spells for use in magical law enforcement
slytherins becoming aurors (✿◠▽◠)
slytherins collaborating with the other houses and starting house equality clubs in order to work towards a more accepting school environment,
slytherins winning the house cup and receiving a round of applause because the whole school knows they deserve it (♥~▽~)
slytherins being treated like complex individuals rather than stereotyped bullies and dark wizards (✿◠‿◠)
This goes for vagina hair, leg hair, arm hair, arm pit hair, back hair, facial hair, butt hair, and yes, head hair.
Reminder to everyone that it’s cooling down and winter is on it’s way, which means people with seasonal depression / SAD associated with cold and winter are going to start showing symptoms. Remember to support your friends instead of shrugging it off as something that “happens every year”